That's how they defended Bill Clinton back in the 90s, anyway. It's also why they love admitted guy-on-guy perv Barney Frank.

Well, we won't find people any more left-wing than communists. And guess what? They believe in a moral standard.

That's right, folks. Banging a bunch of beauties, if you're married to someone else, can disqualify you from being a communist leader. That's true in China, for sure.

Wait wait wait wait wait... He is accused of "keeping improper sexual relationships with many females"? He is accused of "moral crimes"? Those things are actually considered rites of passage by many liberal Democrats here in the U.S. Heck, even the feminists violated their ideals to support Slick Willie back in 1998.

On the plus side, if "keeping improper relationships with many females" is grounds for party expulsion in China, then the Chinese never have to worry about having Anthony Weiner as a party leader.

(The Washington Post)