Because that will really change the hearts and minds of people who oppose gay marriage.

This is, of course, in response to a Chik-Fil-A executive publicly speaking out in favor of traditional marriage.

And, if there's one thing that the gay rights mafia can't stand, it's an opposing viewpoint.

And now they have brought the muppets into the fray.

We always had our suspicions about Bert and Ernie.

Anyway, this move comes from Muppet chieftain Lisa Henson. Henson was the first female president of Harvard Lampoon, with this interesting back story:

So a woman who sexually objectifies the muppets also supports gay marriage? Do tell!

(NewsBusters via Weasel Zippers)