You see, a group of gay Republicans had the audacity to endorse Mitt Romney. They did this because Obama's record on the economy sucks worse than an Oreck vaccuum on nuclear power.

But that doesn't matter to Dan Savage. All that matters to him is that Obama is not a member of a church that teaches that it's wrong for guys to perv with other guys.

So he tweeted this: "The GOP's house faggots grab their ankles, right on cue... Pathetic."

Try not to laugh too loudly here, but Dan Savage is one of the proponents of an anti-bullying initiative. Isn't he a perfect role model?

And we love the "grab their ankles" reference. Is Mr. Savage saying that there's something explicitly wrong with rectal intercourse?

Maybe only if one is doing it with a Republican...