Because she accused him of "being a homosexual".

And that's definitely a good enough reason for a masculine manly man's man to file a lawsuit against the daughter of Sarah Palin.

What true man wouldn't have his feelings hurt by being called a queer?

That's got to be the reason. We're absolutely certain that he's not overcompensating for some inherent insecurities.

And he also follows this truly masculine principle: He dishes it out, but he can't take it!

We know this because he publicly asked Bristol Palin if she rode Levi Johnston like a mechanical bull.

She probably loved that!

And that Hanks dude doesn't just hate on Bristol, he also hates her mom. Why? Totally awesome reasons like: "She lives. She breathes!"

Is this guy an awesome example of chivalry or what?

And then he went on to say that Sarah Palin "is the f**cking devil!"

We believe that guys who hurl profane insults at women and then file lawsuits against young ladies for questioning their sexuality are real men who make Navy Seals look like Girl Scouts.

We sincerely hope that young boys in America are looking to Stephen Hanks as a perfect role model.