The Daily Appetizer May 22, 2012

Looks like YouTube has restored that "Gay Marriage In Canada" video that was censored 5 Reasons why Turks & Caicos might be the best beach vacation ever. We upload 72 hours of YouTube video every minute. Abortionist: If we ban abortion of babies that feel pain then that would make people think abortion is murder Miley Cyrus spits off of hotel balcony. End of Harry Potter marks mass abandonment of pet owls. Oh no! Another government agency has employees under investigation for hiring prostitutes in Columbia! Sharpton calls Romney "Willard" 194 times in one month EPA should work with, not against, fossil fuel producers Domestic terrorist goes after conservative blogger R.S. McCain Obama approval at 49 Intrade: Scott Walker has a 90% chance at beating the recall MTV not going forward with that virgin reality show after all. 10 wacky beards. High social status can boost your immune system Somebody out there still thinks that Hillary will be the veep nominee Dem candidate runs from past support of ObamaCare Obama campaign condemns Bill Maher's Mormon "cult" remark Online bids rise for apparent vial of blood from Ronald Reagan Facebook shares tumbled 10 upcoming Elizabeth Warren scandals Scott Walker: Voter fraud is worth "one or two points" in Wisconsin On Friday, CNN had their lowest ratings day in over 10 years