Important Question: What's On Ann Romney's iPod Playlist? May 15, 2012

The lamestream media obsession with Ann Romney continues.

Okay, it's tongue-in-cheek. But the inordinate preoccupation with the Mitt Romney's better half will eventually spiral into ADS (Ann Derangement Syndrome).

Because that's how the lamestream media rolls.

A Washington Post article asks, "Is Ann Romney Hiding Something?" And it goes on to answer the question: Yes. She is hiding her iPod playlist.

We'll go out on a limb and say that there is nothing from Maroon 5 on her playlist. The lead singer, Adam Levine, is on record as tweeting: "Dear America, if you don't re-elect @BarackObama, I'm gonna lose my sh*t."

We'll venture to guess that she does have It's Raining Men on her playlist, though. Because she herself has rained men. She delivered 5 boys.

There are no Metallica songs on the list.

That old Kenny Rogers classic Three Times A Lady would fit nicely on her playlist. Not only because it seems like her kind of music, but also because it describes her perfectly. And it almost certainly reflects her husband's sentiments about her.

She's also three times the lady that Hilary Rosen is.

And speaking of Hilary "Ann Romney never worked a day in her life" Rosen, we have to wonder if Ms. Romney has She Works Hard For The Money from Donna Summer on her playlist. Just as a reminder of how awesome that whole episode turned out for her.

I'm A Redneck Woman by Gretchen Wilson is also not on Ann Romney's playlist.

Finally, as a stark contrast to how much different she is than the other Hillary (Clinton), Ann Romney has Stand By Your Man from Tammy Wynette on her playlist.

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