Confirmed: Elizabeth Warren Truly Is Native American Because She Has High Cheek Bones May 2, 2012

We knew it all along!

But the high cheek bones are definitely the icing on the cake!

From The Daily Caller:

The Harvard Law professor is now claiming she knows she has American Indian blood because a female relative told her that her grandfather had "high cheek bones like all the Indians do."

And that's a really great point because we have never seen a Native American with low-to-medium cheek bones.

Not that we needed further evidence that Ms. Warren is a true Native American.

She had us convinced when she said that she enrolled as a Native American in law school directories so that she could meet other people with tribal roots.

We're certain that the devilry of George Custer was the subject of many a discussion at those meetings. Also how happy they all were that Sacagawea ended up on that coin.

We'll bet they all bonded perfectly!

And who cares that she's only 1/32nd Native American? Just because that makes her 1/4th as much Native American as George Zimmerman is black is no reason to call her "white".

She's red enough, dagnabbit!

And there's no truth to the rumor that "Warren" is Cherokee for "loses an election".

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