There Is No Reason To Believe That This Woman Put Her 6-Year-Old Daughter In A Tanning Booth May 2, 2012

Well she certainly has a dark side.

Patricia Krentcil, who lives in the appropriately named town of Nutley, claims that she didn't put her 6-year-old daughter in a tanning bed.

Police say otherwise.

Oh, she admits freely that she loves to tan. Not that she needed to admit that freely. We kind of got the point.

She is living proof that even a good thing (in this case, tanning), when taken to an extreme can become perverse.

But she definitely, totally, in no way ever would put her daughter in a tanning bed.

It's just a misunderstanding. Tough to believe when it seems like she lays out while using lotion that has an SPF rating in the negatives.

We're pretty sure that anyone who's that addicted to tanning should probably give up on the whole "parenting" thing for about 4 decades.

And if her raspy voice is any indication, she might want to quit that 2-pack per day Marlboro habit as well.

Oh, by the way: Where's the father?

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