Michelle Obama Continues To Praise Her Demigod Husband: 'We Are Blessed To Have Him' May 2, 2012

And now praise we all Barack.

Michelle Obama, speaking in Iowa, made it clear that the blessings of Nature and Nature's God flow down to us through her's husband's ministry.

And now please turn to Hymn #226: "Obama, Like A Shepherd Lead Us".

You may think that we're overracting here. But remember, Michelle once said that Obama led us from darkness to light.

So she's forwarded the divinity narrative repeatedly.

And who, besides someone of supernatural origin, could cause Chris Matthews' leg to tingle?

President Obama claims to have been raised by a single mother. Is it possible that's because he was born of a virgin? It's worth checking.

Although we think it's going to be fairly difficult for Michelle Obama to rewrite The Doxology so that it specifically praises her husband, we're certain that she's purchased property in the D.C. area so that she can erect a shrine in his honor.

Oh, and some great news for Michelle Obama as she continues to promote the deified nature of her husband: The mainstream media will happily play along.

Amen.

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