New Scientific Study Suggests That Obama Might Be Gay April 29, 2012

Yo! Check this out! Obama opposes gay marriage because... he's actually gay himself.

We're pretty sure that this will come as unwelcome news to Michelle.

On the other hand, maybe he married her because he thought her name was Michael.

Oh, the "study" that we are referring to is written about here.

It's a New York Times article, and it's exactly what you'd expect to find in The New York Times: something that leftists love to read.

In a nutshell: The study sets out to demonstrate that you may be anti-gay or "homophobic" because you possibly, may have some latent gay-like leanings yourself.

In a smaller nutshell: Dude, you're against gay marriage because you're gay.

Which leads us to the title of this article.

You see, Barack Obama is against gay marriage. No, really.

And while we're certain that he wasn't one of the subjects in this "study", the conclusion is abundantly clear: Obama is harboring some latent homosexual urges. And the evidence is also clear: He's against gay marriage.

Oh, wait. That's right. Obama is "evolving" on the issue of gay marriage.

So, according to this "study", he is also an "evolving" heterosexual.

And that's what we call progressive.

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